The next thing she knew, something had grabbed her ponytail and lifted her off the ground.
“LET GO, FREAK!” Vicky screamed.
“We will give you noodles if you hush,” a thin, shaky voice whispered, and Vicky felt noodles being shoved into her pocket.
Soon, the moose was gone, and Vicky saw that they were on top of a giant mushroom in the middle of an extensive body of water. 6 long roots stuck out of the side, each leading to a door to another dimension at the end.
Random fast-paced dance music played in the background.
Vicky turned to face their captors. There were 2 skeletons, covered in gray (almost green) fuzz that was probably mold.
“Oh hay,” Vicky said.
“Every year for the last few centuries,” one skeleton began in a deep voice, “we like to steal children and eat them.”
“Oh boqay,” Maria said.
“And you’re the children,” the other skeleton said, this one the thin high-pitched one that had given Vicky noodles.
“Oh boqay,” Maria repeated.
“Umm why?” Conrad asked.
“Because people seem to enjoy going through out house, and we’re very territorial,” the deep-voiced skeleton answered.
“PLUS, WE’RE CRAZY!” the screechy skeleton screeched.
“Oh boqay,” Maria said.
“Um can you please release us?” Logan asked politely.
“No,” Skeleton 1 said.
“Well, I tried,” Logan sighed.
“We’ll give u lollies,” Sara offered temptingly.
“No means no!” Skeleton 2 shrieked.
There was long silence. The 5 children stared at the skeletons, who stared back silently.
“Soo. . . When you gonna eat us?” Vicky asked conversationally.
“NOW!” Skeleton 2 screamed.
“I call the one that smells like apples!” Skeleton 1 screamed.
Everyone silently turned to Vicky.
“Sorry, sister,” Sara said.
Vicky growled at the skeletons.
“Try it, then,” she hissed.
“Oh, we will,” 1 and 2 said. They ran at her, making clicking noises like raptors.
Vicky prepared to swing her ponytail at them and get them tangled in it.
However, the skeletons were knocked down by an enormous, jiggly pile of butt-fat that seemed to materialize out of no where.
“Nuh-uh,” a sassy teenaged voice from somewhere up above said. “Nana don’t think so.”
A teenaged girl with the biggest butt Vicky had ever seen dropped down on to the mushroom.
“Who?!” Maria shouted.
The weird girl smiled at Maria.
“I’m Miss Nana,” the girl said. “Buy my CDs.”
She then picked up the skeletons and started to lick them into nonexistence.
“WAIT!” skeleton 2 pleaded.
“We can’t help it! We’re just crazy with Supul!” skeleton 1 shouted.
“Wait a minute!” Vicky gasped. “You guys were eating children for the past few centuries. . . You called the Supul House your house. . . And you are crazy with Supul! I know who are guys are! You’re the Tatersacks.”
“. . . So?” the Tatersacks demanded.
“They make a good argument, hon,” Miss Nana snapped her fingers. “SO??”
“Oh I just found it kind of weird that the Tatersacks tried to eat us,” Vicky explained.
Miss Nana stuffed the skeletons down her pants.
“Boqay that works too,” Logan said.
“They’ll never survive!” Miss Nana cackled.
“Oh. Thanks, Miss Nana,” Conrad said.
“Anything for a fan!” Miss Nana cried.
“Um we are not fans but thanks anyway,” Maria replied.
“Please buy my CDs. I’m the best rapper on the web and I really need fans to get my career started,” Miss Nana said.
“Come on let’s catch up with the rest of the class,” Sara said. The 5 randomly chose a root to climb down.
“WAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT!” Miss Nana cried.
The 5 sighed and turned around.
“My butt hurts,” Miss Nana whispered.
5 sets of eyes grew large, and shared a very special look.
Miss Nana let out a cry, and her pants exploded.
The Tatersacks flew out.
“Oh hay,” Vicky said.
“Can we eat you know?” 2 whined angrily.
“No! Back off!” Vicky demanded.
The Tatersacks lunged at Vicky, despite her warning. They were about to eat her -
“NOOO!” Maria randomly jumped in front of Vicky, taking the blow for her. She was sent rolling down the side of the mushroom, and dropped into the ocean water below.
“MARIA!” the good guys cried.
“Why the heck did she take the blow for me?? Since when did I hardly even talk to her. . .,” Vicky wondered.
The Tatersacks silently turned to the rest of them.
“Do not worry, girls. Nana guna make these bad girls go away!” Miss Nana cried. “You guys run!”
Miss Nana lunged at the Tatersacks. Conrad, Vicky, Logan, and Sara chose a random root and tumbled down it. Sara flung open the door, revealing a room with a giant talking bra.
The 4 jumped through it, wishing that Maria and Miss Nana were safe.
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