“Nope not doin’ it,” Maria said.
She took a quick breath, and plummeted beneath the ocean.
“Ew oh my God a fish,” Maria thought.
It took her a few minutes to realize that she could breathe underwater in this certain type of liquid. She started to swim around, attempting to climb up on of the giant roots. They were too high.
“Maybe there’s a door down here or something stupid,” Maria thought.
While looking around, she saw Conrad, Logan, Vicky, and Sara running away through a door.
“Boqay whatever,” she thought.
After they left, Maria started to claw her way up the mushroom.
Suddenly, she felt a slight tugging.
“Wow what’s that??” she thought, before she and Miss Nana blasted into an alternate universe.
What happened was this. When Conrad, leading the way into the bra dimension, wished that Maria and Miss Nana were safe, the giant bra spoke up. It turns out Conrad had found the Wish Room by accident, and the bra granted his wish, this removing Maria and Miss Nana from the mushroom, and to a slightly more safe location.
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“What just happened?” Maria asked Miss Nana as the two blasted through time and space.
“idk. Maybe the impact of my butt was too much for that poor, collapsing toadstool,” Miss Nana replied.
They were flung into the alternate dimension.
Miss Nana helped Maria up.
They were in a completely black room. A fierce Pokemon battle between a Wild Combee, a rabid Pikachu, and a ferocious Giritina raged around them.
Maria ducked underneath the Pikachu.
“I can’t find the portal to the next room!” she screamed.
“I see it!” Miss Nana gasped. “It’s on Giritina’s. . . oh, MAN!”
Giritina flew over Maria and the Pikachu. Thee was a door to another world where his butt should have been.
Maria and Miss Nana rode the wild Combee over to Giritina.
“HOLD STILL, GIRLFRIEND!!!!” Nana shouted to Giritina.
As one, Maria and Miss Nana leaped. Maria grabbed the doorknob and slipped through the door. Miss Nana followed.
Conveniently, Giritina’s butt led to the outside of the Supul House.
Maria rushed over to the class.
“Oh, there you are, Maria. We were just about to leave you for dead,” Noriega said.
“I was attacked by like this weird undead family but a Youtube sensation saved me,” Maria explained.
Conrad, Vicky, Logan, and Sara hurried over to her.
“Are you boqay??” Conrad asked.
“Yep,” Maria said.
“Why’d you take the blow for me??” Vicky asked.
“Umm I forget,” Maria said.
“Well, class,” Noriega said. “Did you enjoy our trip to the Supul House? Tomorrow, we will go to a cheese factory and discover what makes the holes in Swiss cheese.”
“Oh, that’ll be enlightening,” Maria said eagerly, and followed the calss to the roach-infested hotel.
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