Professor Gaga
During Noriega’s science class, Conrad got up to get a magnifying class from across the room. Kyle Joy, the happy jerk, followed.
“Boqay…,” Conrad muttered.
Conrad crossed the weird girl Maria’s desk on his way there.
He reached the magnifying glass cabinet.
So did Kyle Joy.
“Um hi…,” Conrad said.
Kyle Joy silently pushed past Conrad, grabbed all of the remaining magnifying glasses, and left, bumping into Conrad as he did.
The bell rang an hour later, and Conrad filed out. Next, he had history with someone named Professor Gaga.
“That reminds me of the Gagabot!” Conrad thought.
Professor Gaga’s class was located outside in a trailer. Conrad exited the building.
Upon entering the trailer, Conrad saw Professor Gaga.
His legs felt weak.
His spine tingled.
He fainted.
Professor Gaga was Lady Gaga! Conrad had NEVER seen that coming!!
Conrad pulled himself off of the ground with the help of a desk that toppled over. Lady Gaga was staring at him curiously.
“I… I think I love you,” Conrad panted, stumbling over to her blindly.
Lady Gaga screamed and leaped back.
“Oh wait,” she sighed happily. “You’re just a young boy.”
A moment of silence.
“Oh,” Lady Gaga said.
Thankfully, the other students came in, and Lady Gaga sprinted off to greet them.
Conrad sat down, thanked the Gods for the luckiest day anyone had ever experienced EVER, and took out his binder.
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