Friday, May 15, 2009

Chapter 15 Part 2 - Maria and Conrad

Conrad smashed a magnifying glass on the corner of a desk, and picked up a pointy piece of glass.
“Conrad, don’t you think you’re over reacting a LITTLE bit?” Noriega asked.
“CONRAD’S NOT HERE ANYMORE, HON CAKES!” Conrad screamed.
“Oh boqay,” Noriega said.
“Wait a second…,” Logan whispered. Maria turned around to face him.
“I know why Conrad’s freaking out!” he whispered.
“Oh boqay,” Maria went to turn around again.
“Wait!” Logan said. “It’s because Conrad has SUPUL!!”
Just as Logan dramatically shouted ‘Supul’ Conrad burst into his Supul Form. His head grew huge and mushy. His smile grew across the entire perimeter of his skull. His body, arms, and legs grew thin and spindly. His fingers turned into claws.
AND HIS FEET BECAME TIME BOMBS!
“GAH!” Maria screamed.
“Conrad has Supul!” Noriega screamed.
Kyle squealed nervously, flailing his arms around.
“zOMG OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!” Kyle screamed, and fled, leaving a trail of rainbow behind him.
“I… NEED… TTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA!” Supul Conrad roared.
“You guys go get him tea! I need to go to the little reject’s room!” Noriega screamed, and left.
A giant number rose out of Conrad’s head, and started slowly ticking down.
60
59
58
57
“WHAT IS THAT??” Vicky screamed.
“IT’S A TIMER!” Vito yelled.
“RYAN!” Sara sobbed.
“A TIMER FOR WHAT??” Ashley squealed.
“IDK!” George shouted.
“I’D RATHER NOT FIGURE OUT!” Alex replied loudly.
46
45
44
Logan looked around. No one bothered to run out of the room to get some tea.
He grabbed Maria, who was sitting at her desk bored.
“Come on!” he said.
Without a moment of hesitation, Maria and Logan darted out of the room, leaving the insanity behind them.
“Where do you think we will find tea??” Maria asked.
“I saw a large barrel of it in the girl’s bathroom!” Logan said.
“There are so many things wrong with what you just said its not even funny!” Maria replied.
The 2 burst into the girl’s bathroom. There was a pot of tea boiling in Maria’s favorite sink.
“Boqay,” Maria said.
They pulled the pot out of the sink. It was too heavy, and some tea splashed over the edge.
“Come on!” Logan said. The duo hurried out of the bathroom, crashing into Kristen Kripple as they went, sending her rolling down the hall screaming.
By the time they reached the room again, Conrad was holding Vicky in one shoe and Sara in the other, and was waving them around.
“AAHH!” Vicky screamed, while Sara texted Ryan.
The number above Conrad read:
6
5
4
“Hurry!” Maria squealed.
They sprinted forward.
3
2
“GAH!” LOgan screamed. He bumped into Maria‘s desk, sending the pot of tea flying out of his and Maria’s hands. It flew straight up, then fell straight back down, smashing over Logan’s head.
He collapsed.
1!
“POP!” Conrad cried.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
The figures of Conrad, Vicky, and Sara were sent blasting through the air in 3 different directions, both of Conrad’s new shoes destroyed into smithereens. A cloud of dust billowed up, covering the entire classroom. All of the students dumb enough to wait in the room for Logan and Maria were sent into violent coughing fits.
Finally, the dust settled down, revealing the injured bodies of Alex, Ashley, Vito, and George strewn about, Sara lying upside down in a cabinet with no more door, Conrad lying face down in a pool of tea, Vicky caught halfway through the half-shattered window, Logan stuck under the giant tea pot, and Maria sitting at her desk, bored.
“Oh my God not doin’ it,” Maria said randomly.
Noriega hurried back into the room, his bladder empty.
“Tonight’s assignment is on the board - oh wait never mind it exploded,” he said, and left.

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