Chapter 16 - Lukas and Shanaynay

It was Saturday by now, the first day of the vacation. Maria, Logan, Conrad, Vicky, Sara, Alex, Ashley, Vito, and George had spent the rest of Thursday and all of Friday recovering in ‘BriteMiscope Hosptial’.
“Hay guys!! Now we can form the wheelchair club! I’m a wheelchair BEAST!” Kristen cried, rolling into their room with absolutely no warning.
Saturday morning, Logan had nothing to do besides sneak out of the hospital, get Lukas and Shanaynay, and go home for the vacation.
He entered the room without knocking.
“Boqay well hi,” Lukas said.
“Hi. How’s… life,” Logan said.
“good,” Lukas replied.
“Life is well,” Shanaynay replied.
Both were on the couch, staring at Gubgub’s bowl on the coffee table in front of them.
“How’s Gubgub?” Logan asked.
“Gubgub is well. Much like life,” Shanaynay said.
There was a moment of silence.
“Did you know I was in the hospital yesterday?” LOgan asked.
“No,” Lukas said.
“Yeah. Some guy’s foot exploded,” Logan said.
Lukas and Shanaynay continued to stare at the motionless Gubgub, which Logan was pretty sure had died weeks ago.
“Bye boqay,” LOgan said.
“Bye boqay,” Shanaynay said.
“WAIT!” Lukas screamed, taking a folded piece of paper out of his pocket. “Here’s a letter from Alexis Grace.”
“What?? I thought she was shot, and burnt??” Logan cried.
“Nope. Turns out that the ‘bullets’ were really hummingbirds, sucking Faerie nectar from her body,” Lukas explained.
“And we didn’t burn Alexis Grace, that was just our peacock,” Shanaynay said.
Logan unfolded the letter.
Dear offspring, Shanaynay, and Gubgub~
I have come down with a horrible case of Bird Flu, most likely from that ghastly hummingbird who lives outside our house. Thus, you cannot come home foh the break. Good luck finding somewhere to stay! HAHA!
~Alexis Grace, demon Faerie.
Ps. Don’t stay with Jolene. She was tried with murder this past weekend.
“That’s great!” Logan snapped, dropping the letter. “We can’t go home for the weekend, and Jolene is a murderer! Where are we going to go in the next 15 minutes??”
Lukas shrugged.
“DK,” Shanaynay said.