Friday, July 17, 2009

Chapter 72 The Peace Weenie

btw miley's suggestions is chapter 71 not 61...

It was tomorrow.
Maria, Logan, and Conrad randomly arrived early to Noriega's strange, warped class.
“Do you have Miley's chin hot d- I mean weenie?” Conrad asked Logan.
“Yeah.”
Vicky walked in.
“Hurry! Hurry! Go! Hurry!” Conrad pushed Logan forward.
Vicky sat down at her desk.
Logan tore the peace weenie in half, and put on half on her desk without saying anything.
Conrad, Maria, and Noriega cautiously watched from afar.
Vicky picked up the weenie, tentatively sniffed it, recoiled back like she was in shock, sniffed it again, and ate it.
Logan watched, unblinking, his mouth hanging open slightly.
“Good weenie,” Vicky admitted in between bits. “Well-butchered. Must have been a young piglet, by the taste of it. Fine juices.”
Logan blinked, and hurried over to Maria and Conrad.
“I think we scored some Vicky Friendship Points!” he cried.

The next day, the pod repeated the weenie process. Each day, they gave her a bigger piece. After 2 weeks, she expected 4 weenies a day.
“WHERE?!” she screamed the second she entered science one day, tearing up a bookcase and throwing it at Noriega.
Logan gave her the hot dogs.
“Hay Vicky are we friends now?” Maria asked.
“Um somewhat. You still have to complete the Friendship Exam,” Vicky replied.
“Um excuse what exam?” Conrad asked politely.
“The one I force my wannabe friends to complete. It involves tigers,” Vicky replied.
“Wait... what?” Logan asked.
No one said anything.
“Oh, whatever!” he cried. “When can we take the test?!”
“I think that the 10 additional weenies you are going to bring me tomorrow will answer that,” Vicky replied.
“What?” Maria asked nervously.
“Bring me 10 weenies tomorrow and I'll let you take the Friendship Exam. You pass, you're in,” Vicky clarified, and left.
“WAIT! IT'S STILL CLASS! WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?!” Noriega shouted after her.

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