Chapter 76 SmilesGo4Miles

“Well that was so much fun,” Conrad said. The 3 were riding the Gagabot to Conrad's house.
“Who knew Lady Gaga could fly!” Maria exclaimed.
“If Vicky's idea of fun includes starving ourselves and watching her little sister get attacked by famous llamas, I'm not sure I can be her friend anymore,” Logan said.
“You're right. It's too much work,” Maria agreed.
“How does Sara do it!?” Conrad demanded.
“Maybe we can ask Sara how to get Vicky to confess a dark secret!” Maria cried.
“Brilliant,” Logan said.
“But how to contact her...,” Conrad wondered.
“I believe she's on AIM regularly,” Maria said.
They parked outside of Conrad's home, and climbed down the rope ladder into his hidden house.
Freckles was on the computer.
“NO NO!” Conrad yelled, grabbing the water squirter. “What did I tell you about going on the Internet?! For all I know, you could be hiring a hitman!”
Freckles leaped off the chair, hissing angrily. Logan and Maria stepped back in shock.
“I'm gonna go crap in your bed,” Freckles whispered. Conrad's eyes grew large. “I'm gonna take a pooper all over it. It's gonna stink. It'll stink for days. And you'll ask me to clean it. But I never will!”
He growled, and hurried away.
“Why do we need to contact Sara now? Can't we just, um, wait a week?” Logan asked.
“This is just in case there's another playdate she has secretly planned,” Conrad replied.
“I have Sara's AIM account. It's 'SmilesGo4Miles',” Maria said.
Maria signed in to her AIM. Sara was signed on, to no one's surprise.

x77xMariax77x: Hay
SmilesGo4Miles: hay
x77xmariax77x: how does one extract a dark secret from Victoria Joe Apple?
SmilesGo4Miles: Y?
X77xmariax77x: just curious
Smilesgo4miles: have u passed the friend exam?
X77xmariax77x: yes
Smilesgo4miles: usually, she only tells her sister or her current BFF her secret
x77xmariax77x: u were her BFF some time ago. Can u tel me her secrets?
Smilesgo4miles: no, i pinky-squared!
Dragongirlboo has signed in at 9:10:01PM

“Who's dragongirlboo?!” Conrad asked.
“VICKY!” Maria screamed, seeing the girl's pic. “She'll see the chat and know all about us!”
“BLOCK HER!” Logan yelled.
Click!
'Dragongirlboo will no longer be able to enter x77xmariax77x's chats'
The pod wiped their foreheads.

DGokeyFTW has signed in at 9:10:08PM
Smilesgo4miles: hay Vicky!
DgokeyFTW: hay! Wat u girls talking about?
X77xmariax77x: FREAKIN
DgokeyFTW will no longer be able to enter x77xmariax77x's chats.
IH8Apples has signed in at 9:10:13PM
IH8Apples: STOP BLOCKING ME
x77xmariax77x: k
IH8Apples: wat were u 2 talking about...?
x77xmariax77x: NOTHING
Y?
?????
?
DONT SCROLL UP TO SEE
CREEPER
IH8Apples: k
Smilesgo4miles: Now what?
X77xmariax77x has signed off at 9:10:21PM

“Phyew,” the pod leaned back, filled with relief.
“That was incredibly close,” Logan said.
A horrible smell reached the room.
“FREAKIN' FRECKLES!!” Conrad screamed, and sprinted out of the room.